i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president
ohmygod could you imagine tho
“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”
“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”
New Princess mugs at Walt Disney World! Thanks to Spark of Inspiration for the photos!
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
straight people are ridiculous i’m still mad about this i mean i wrote a story that was LITERALLY about two girls falling in love and half the people in my creative writing class were still like “well i interpreted it as platonic” but nah man lol keep complaining about the way we make your precious straight characters fit into queer ships
last year :)
Why wikipedia is a reliable site
Texting my dad is like talking to a motivational speaker hes a cute African man no wonder my mom let him put a ring on it
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
there’s a lot of tension in this house